
Sit. Take a seat
Commit ETH and a seat is minted to your wallet. It is yours from the moment you sit down — and it can be sold or given away, seniority included.
The onchain soup bar
Sit. Sip. Earn.
DeFi you can sit down in. Take a stool, commit your capital, stay a while — the house looks after the people who stay.
The pot is on.
How it works
No dashboard to check, no position to babysit. You sit down, you stay, you eat. Everything else is the house’s job.

Commit ETH and a seat is minted to your wallet. It is yours from the moment you sit down — and it can be sold or given away, seniority included.

MISO pours to every seat every second, shared by how much each has committed. There is no farm to tend and no daily chore.

Every month a seat stays occupied it earns 5% more, up to +50%. After 30 nights it moves to the window. Sip whenever you like, leave whenever you like.
The bar
Every seat earns. They differ in how much each ETH on them earns once the house knows you are staying.
Seats can be given up at any time — nothing here holds you. Loyalty is measured in nights spent at the counter, not in penalties for leaving.
Take a seat
Good company
Most of DeFi is a screen you check and close. Miso is built the other way round: a room that stays open, regulars who recognise each other, and a house that has reasons to remember you.

Good soup.
Better company.The house rule
Doors
Miso Finance is live on Robinhood Chain. Bring a wallet with a little ETH, pull up a stool, and stay as long as you like.